So I went to New York a few weeks ago to do
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
They put me up at Le Parker Meridien. This was a very entertaining hotel.
First off, check out this key.
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It's huge! I kept whipping it out to show my friends because I'd never seen a key that big. Is this supposed to make it harder to lose or easier, because it's not like I can fit this into my wallet for safe keeping now.
These are the glasses in the bathroom.
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These are also the kind of glasses used for tequila shooters in CancĂșn. But here you can rinse your toothpaste out with them.
The Laundry form was written like a police report.
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"Your clothes are so dirty it's a crime"
And the room service menu has a whole page dedicated to food for your pets.
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Which also includes a CD of "mood music" for them.
I liked staying in this hotel. And they serve the best breakfast in New York here.
This has nothing to do with the hotel, but when I got to the hotel I noticed I had a silvery gray mark on my thumb.
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Don't know what I rubbed up against to do that. And I was able to wash it off. But I found it to be mysterious. Did I thumb wrestle one of those silver painted robot street performers?