A blog by Jorge Garcia.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Best Part About Flying First Class

The butter just seems better up there.


Person thing said...

Ha! That's great. Is that so they don't get confused and serve people inferior/superior butter?

Jennifer said...

What was it that Lapidus said in last week's episode? If someone has to go out of their way to tell you they are the good guy, they're probably not the good guy? I don't know... sure seems that theory might have an application here. ;)

Julie said...

Lol amazing.

MsSnarkyPants said...

I wonder how much they add on to the price of the tickets just to stamp that on the butter. hehehehe

omphaloskeptic said...

how much do I now want to learn how to stamp curse words into my butter just for the fun of it?

Malea said...

The mini salt/pepper shakers were my fave's.

Eugen Caitaz said...

First class soap?:)

Jules said...

That plane's got game in first class.

Unknown said...

Holy smokes- That's nuts! I mean really, what on earth? I love it. I'm totally with omphaloskeptic though..... What would it take.... -e

Jen said...

I thought maybe they are using butter on stamps now at the Post Office. Hahah.

Sheila Bennett said...

LOL - that is really funny! Why would they bother making the butter like that anyway?

Beena said...


Have you ever seen the Seinfeld where Jerry is up in "first class", and Elaine is stuck in "coach"? Classic! That's what this makes me think of!

Shannon said...

The only sad part about this is that you would have a hard time stealing it and using it at home. It would be kind of messy!

But I so want stamped butter to put out for when we have company over! How funny would that be?!

Das Mutter said...

So, was there food to go with the first class butter? Cutbacks, ya know! LOL

Satu said...

Butter? I thought that was soap.

Avinash said...

You lucky sonofabitch.
The butter in Economy doesn't say "Economy", it just says "Shut the fuck up and don't ask for anything, we're busy".

Holly said...

So that's what a $2000 pat of butter looks like.

Phrank said...

Really?! Is it necessary?

Alexandria said...

Gee, what do they serve in coach, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" marked ECONOMY?

surr said...


Unknown said...

First Class Oceanic 815 or Ajira 316?

billybobtexas said...

They shoud have, " you totally rock" on the butter. Id totally buy it. Now i gotta google if there is a brand of butter called first class... The more i think about that, the stranger it seems :-&.

Rachel said...

That is cute - I suppose they have to give you something besides two more inches of leg room!

You can also buy butter molds for your house for when you are having fancy parties. I believe you just press the butter in then pop it out and put the individual little nuggets in the freezer to set up.

Here's one with a pinneapple - kinda Hawaii-ish:


Movie Star Wife said...

At first I thought they were bars of soap!

~~~~jAnA~~~~ said...

1st class has butter, business class has margarine, coach class has the 'buttery spray'?

Kelly Deneen Raymond said...

awww I want first class butter!!! hehe.

Lynne said...

Just saw the ABC commercial where you are raking and dancing....Carrie Ann has it wrong...it's an eleven!

Christina Bauer said...

First class butter...that's hilarious! I wonder if there's actually a difference between that and what they gave to everyone in coach/business! That's just too funny!

Topanga said...

The different between first class butter and 'steerage' butter is the the leg room.

Rachel said...

lucky for some.

feelisgood said...

The king exclaimed: "Butter!"

James Hamlet said...

Is it cholesterol free for been first class?
Thanks for show me what I´ll never enjoy by myself :(

adiaspeer said...

gosh, i never knew! now everytime i fly i'll be yerning for that first class butter. drat!

Melli said...

On my flight to the USA we were flying on economy and we didn't get ANY butter :D

redelf said...

Wow its even marked first class?? What would happen is commoner butter was marked first class???? Would first class people choke??
do they have a special first class butter stamp??? Are other things marked first class too??? Like toilet paper???

MFonvielle said...

Wait- first class gets BUTTER?!


Mommycosm said...

Wow, that's hilarious!
I've only flown 1st class once - I don't remember stamped butter. But I do remember the warm facecloth, the little salt and pepper shakers and the wine. The dinner was served on an actual plate. Yeah, I'd fly that way all the time if I could afford it - or if someone else was paying for it.

Unknown said...

That butter needs like a monocle and a fancy hat.

Paul Spooner said...

Dude, you have totally made it!

Your life will never be as good as it is at this moment...

Maya99 said...

All mine ever says is "butter". Or "Parkay"


Kristianna said...

Such snobby butter!
That's hysterical.

Heather said...

LOL - so funny!

Jen said...

They sell butter molds so you can stamp your own butter. I've never had any reason to host an event fancy enough to do that, but it does kind of seem like fun. As I recall, Ma Ingalls used to mold her butter in the Little House stories.

Bethany James Leigh Shady said...

missing you like mad

Carolyn said...

I love how you think to take pictures of everything...even the butter!

Captain Mustapha said...

The butter in coach is stamped with phrases like "crunchy frog" and "lark vomit."

~Karen~ said...

Does it taste fancier?
Like mustard as opposed to Grey Poupon?
I'm just askin?! lol

Beth said...

hahaha awesome

Stacy Disarrayed said...

OMG that's hilarious!

The Nicholsons said...

Ha! You know you've made it when your butter pats are stamped and without corners. 90 degree angles are soooooo Coach.

Kristen said...

Wow, they get butter up there? We just flew back from AK and butter was never an option!

SDS said...

Awesome dude :D

The Miner said...

ok dude, eat that first class!

James Hernandez said...


I don't suppose they had a brand name on the other side of the butter?

Paul Spooner said...

Heads up Jorge: NYC Blogger, Jason Kottke, has just linked to your blog,so you are going to get LOADS more hits!

JennY. said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! That is awesome!! Awesome butter!

April Cobb said...

Honestly, you should give up acting and become a full-time food photographer. Never has butter looked more appealing to me. You have a knack. But stamping first class on the butter? Really? They do that?

Arielle Lee Bair said...

Haha, that's hysterical. Apparently First Class has different butter than the rest. Interesting...

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