"What? Oh, don't worry officer, it's just a cup. I'm not a psychopath, I just like eating chocolate pudding out of the severed body of a beloved children's character."
Disneyland sells those mouse ears, right? So they have a long history of profiting from dismembered mammals.
But hey, if it's small, are you sure it isn't an egg cup? If it's large, might it be a scotch egg cup? If it's really tiny, well, you see where I'm going with this...
You have given me a great idea for a new Disney product! The Winnie the Pooh toilet bowl. After your done the toilet bowl has a little blurb in Pooh's voice "mmm honey".
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a poop blog? from you? no way!
LOL
Looks like Pooh left a little poo behind!
...either that or Pooh ran into a chainsaw!
"What? Oh, don't worry officer, it's just a cup. I'm not a psychopath, I just like eating chocolate pudding out of the severed body of a beloved children's character."
Hola Jorge,
Tu Blog me parece muy divertido, genial!!!
Veo que viajas mucho, cuando vas a venir a Catalunya?
Felicidades.
Iolanda
Catalunya - Spain
That is sorta creep, huh? Oh Disney. What will they think of next.
Love the pudding picture, too. Cracked me up!
Looks like that one's right up your alley!
Its just great :)
¿Qué tal, yogur con cereales? ;P
Esperanza
Jorge...
Turn back from the dark path! LOL! I guess you have to travel the path to come out on the other side!
Disneyland sells those mouse ears, right? So they have a long history of profiting from dismembered mammals.
But hey, if it's small, are you sure it isn't an egg cup? If it's large, might it be a scotch egg cup? If it's really tiny, well, you see where I'm going with this...
That's soooo not right.
I love it.
I love the chocolate puddig pic... I wonder what happened to the other half of Pooh ?!
Chocolate pudding in the Winnie cup - more "Pooh" humor....Bethany, make it stop! Make it stop! LOL
THAT is hysterical.
Yum Pooh pudding!
And somewhere in China there's a factory full of people who are laughing. ;-)
ARE YOU SERIOUS?? Where can I get one of those?? It's sooooooo cool!
Greetings from Spain! Come and visit us sometime!!
It didn't come with the top half?! Weird.
mmmmmmmmm pooh pudding torso mmmmmmmmmmmm
Fill it up with honey. :)
This goes great with the severed Mickey Mouse hand shot glass.
Now that is just ten thousand shades of wrong, right there! ;)
TOO MANY PRUNES POOH!!!
TOO MANY PRUNES POOH!!!
Jorge,
You have given me a great idea for a new Disney product! The Winnie the Pooh toilet bowl. After your done the toilet bowl has a little blurb in Pooh's voice "mmm honey".
oh man, that was exactly what I needed right now- your blog Jorge and all of the comments just crack me up! This blog is the highlight of my daily routine- thanks for having it!!!
Nat
How about some Hot chocolate with lil white marshmallows.
I'm beginning to see a trend here! LOL Another poo(p) story!
That was my first thought - NO WAY! You find humor in everything, in a poopological kind of way.
LOL!
What a great way to make people give up coffee.
You raise the cup to your lips and as you drink you see the word "pooh" - hmm!
Subliminal, well not so!
:)
Great find.
Somewhere, in another souvenir shop, there's a Winnie the Pooh top.
what about fill it with honey liquor?
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