A blog by Jorge Garcia.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

As Promised

This is Phallic Rock. 
It's supposed to make women fertile.
Hold on a second...


BenSpark said...

That is hilarious. I love the third photo where you are a little blurry like you are moving really fast. Really captures the idea you are trying to convey.

Avinash said...

I had a similar annoyance when I left my girlfriend next to "AIDs Creek".

Please Type Legibly said...

Ummm....Jorge? I couldn't help but notice you touched it, too. Double whammy there?

Captain Mustapha said...

For a second, I thought it was going to have something to do with the four-toed statue.

Sayid: I don't know what's more disturbing.... (mentally insert your own joke here)

Apex Zombie said...

Haha, wow. There are so many of these sorts of formations, I'm beginning to think nature just likes genitalia a lot.

Hoku said...

UH OH you've gone and done it now! Will we be seeing another entry from you in 2 months titled "We're pregnant" and not be talking about plants????

Those pics were hilarious, especially the last one!

Unknown said...

Too Funny!

Shadow Thompson said...

If its suppose to make women fertile, what happens when a man touches it? Do they grow boobs and start to have an attitude once a month? Or maybe the whole sex change thing starts to happen and their boobs get big and their thing falls off. UH.... Jorge I hate to tell you this but.... well.... I see an increase in the size of your man boobs....I hope your thing doesn't fall off.

Ack said...

You are so terrific. Really.

What does it say about me that I thought that was a big lizard head and not a phallus?

scrubbeka said...

I love your blog. I just found it because Friday mornings are my day to catch up on 'Lost'. I guess had extra time this week. This goes back sometime, but I loved the pics of Sprecher because I used to live in Milwaukee. Did I read right? You didn't sample the beer? Dang, I salivate just thinking about it! You need to go back.

Bethany James Leigh Shady said...

HAHAHAHAHA! avinash's comment rules.

i can still feel the rock working its magic in my ovaries.

Miss Scarlett said...

So is Molokai a fertility retreat? If not someone could fill in a tourism niche...

I totally expect another "We're pregnant" post - minus the fakeout.

Topanga said...

It's large but proportionally not too long, kind of like Michelangelo's David. My guess is that it makes men fertile but women frustrated.

Heather (a.k.a. Bella) said...

Hehehe. Well, if we hear there's a baby Jorge on the way soon, we'll know which rock to blame! ;)

Anonymous said...

So, with all this talk lately... "we're pregnant", the stuffed ship to give to your son someday, the phallic fertility rock, it seems somebody's biological clock is ticking. The question is, yours or hers? Are you two trying for a baby? Is she already pregnant?

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James Hernandez said...


When I looked at the first picture I thought.. wow a giant tortoise head. Ooops! Note to self have visiion checked.

Shiro said...

Call the police!
Jorge is kidnaping girls in Hawaii! XD

StarbucksIsMyCrack said...

That is hilarious! Next we'll be hearing there's another you on the way.

Rhea said...

Hilarious photos. I spit tea all over my desk.

Any rocks carved like female genatalia, cause I think that'd be more impressive than male's...

Just saying.

Bad_Robot said...

he he Those are some real nice pics Jorge. Is there any spot on the islands that isn't beautiful?

Sue Wacvet said...

I'm with James.I saw a turtlehead.

boarexpert said...

hehe to the picture story. And you are glowing in those pics - what is that rock giving out ;D?!. Oh and I also saw a turtle's head in the first pic before I read what it was, but that isn't unusual for me I'm afriad.

redelf said...

ROFL!!!Why dont they just call it Penis rock??

Capmaster said...

The rock looks like it's been to a few disreputable "houses" lately.

Maybe a little amoxicillin will clear that up .....

Michelle said...

Reminds me of awhile ago when people where in a uproar about some cement posts in Keizer Oregon because the thought they looked like well you know. Then they where talking about adding accents to them to try and hide it like chains and what not. First thing that came to my mind is haha oh adding piercings and a lil bondage to them that will make them look so diff. I was amused and was tempted to take a drive and sit on one for a photo but never did.


Giro said...

woow, she´s ur girl?

nice =)

chefmom said...

RUN Bethany, RUN!!!!

Colleen Oakes said...

At my church there is the "Fertility Crescent". Its the left side of the church that sweeps to the right side. According to legend, if you sit there you get well, fertilized. My husband and I avoided it for years...and now we sit there every Sunday. (wink)

Loca xq sí said...

hahahaha, the funniest post you've ever wrote, hahahahaha, what a great sequence!!!! hahahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

ROSA said...

Jajajaj, amaaaazing!

Jodi said...

The last picture is CLASSIC!!! Too funny.

Suzy said...

ah, but did you catch the vajayjay rock down the hill? it's a about a 10 minute walk from the phallic rock.

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Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

I remembered this post after my friend sent me pics of this rock. I need to send this link to him now!

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