A blog by Jorge Garcia.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Travel Size

I dig shopping in the travel size section. I like how everything looks the same only smaller. Like this Scope. But I think it's also exciting because it reminds you that you will be taking a trip very soon. 
Today I was browsing the travel size section looking for empty bottles to fill myself. But while I was there I found a few things.
This bottle had a weird shape and when I picked it up it got even better.
Black. Is that what the scent is called? Where are they going with this? There were red bottles in the bin as well so I picked it up thinking it would make it more clear. 
Supposedly this is what "Really Ripped Abs" smell like. 
So now I had to go to the deodorant section to see the real thing. How many "flavors" does this stuff come in? What does the full size look like? And I discovered that it was all a fraud. There was no regular size. With Bod Man it's travel size or nothing. 
But the greatest find were these.
First off they're called "Oops!"
And there are two in the pack. I took this picture holding it in my hand so you could see how compact the packaging is. AND THESE ARE TWO! Packed so tightly I almost felt I should soak it in water until they grew full size. But that would defeat Oops!'s whole purpose wouldn't it.
They actually unfold pretty easily once you find your "in."
But I guess the real question is what do they look like on...


Carolate said...

It's weird!!!

But she is really cute with it.

de Sá said...

LOL @ all items, but the panties.. Oops sums it all.

Sexy dog by the way..eheh

Bianca said...

are the panties made of the same stuff those disposable surgical caps or carpet booties tradesmen wear? kind of looks like it in the picture and if so that would be really uncomfortable and I'd probably rather go commando - if I ever had an oops moment that is =D

p.s. your dog looks acutely embarrassed - too cute!

Avinash said...

What next? Reusable toilet paper

Looby_Loo said...

I think my puppy needs some of those. She has many oops moments!

I love travel-size stuff too! it's like normal stuff, for small people.

Hurleyrules said...

rofl those panties rule! See jorge what ya gotta do is one day just stock up on miniature items of whatever you can find and then replace everything in someone's room. Make em think theyre getting bigger and bigger! (not my own idea i shamelessly stole it from that movie ski patrol from the 90's)

Daisysmiles said...

those are some super stylish panties. and your model for them is absolutely stunning in them! :)

Topanga said...

LOL! They look like those papery shower cap things they give you to wear when you go in for surgery. Seeing as how I'm not a man with "Really Ripped Abs" I have suffered a couple of hernias in my life that have needed repair. Cut a couple of leg holes in those surgery caps and you've got "Oops".

What frustrates me about travel-sized products is that I've yet to fins a decent travel-sized hair spray. And prefer to try having only carry-on luggage and I don't know if all airlines do this or just Air Canada but we have to have creams, gels liquids and aerosols in packages of less than 100ml and the total amount of those things must all be able to fit into one 1 litre zip-lock bag. If it doesn't, you end up having to sacrifice one step in your daily hygiene routine. I keep hoping that the hotel I'm headed for has some decent shampoo and conditioner rather than the standard repackaged dish soap so I can forgo packing wee bottles of my own but as of yet I haven't found any hotel that provides good shampoo.

Al/Charlotte said...

Lol she looks totes embarassed to have been caught on camera in her undergarments. I too love the travel size things mostly cuz they are only like $1 friends tell me I can get the normal size for a little more to which I alwyas say yeah but this ones a dollar

JoCo said...

I have been desperate many times in my life, but I can say with confidence that I have never been desperate enough to purchase two circles of underpants from the convenience store.

Miss Scarlett said...

Ahhhh....the smell of Ripped Abs. Really ripped abs.

Honestly, with a brand name like Bod Man, how can you go wrong?

Your doggy looks humiliated! I hope her children never see those pictures.

Captain Mustapha said...

I've always liked the travel sized stuff too. Once, I found a 9" computer monitor once and put it on my desk and everyone said the same thing - "That's a small monitor!!"

I would always tell them that it was not really small, but just far far away.

Please Type Legibly said...

OK......now I've seen everything? Do you guys ever watch "The Soup"? I feel like I've just seen "The Clip of the Week"....LOL - only it's Nunu, not Lou...

Please Type Legibly said...

P.S. Of course, Nunu is travel sized too, now that I come to think of it... ;o)

TakesaVillage said...

Oh Nu you di'nt.

Joshua said...

Jorge, I just have to say... I absolutely love that you actually bought the disposable panties. (I wouldn't have been able to resist, either. ;))

Lisa-Maladylis said...

thanks for a really great laugh in the morning when the day was starting out yuck ! That's just great.

Cheryl said...

you crack me up

Anonymous said...

So many things to comment on, I don't know where to begin. But I must get to a travel section so I can score some really ripped abs.

Kaileigh Blue said...

Ahaha.. Maybe it's the lack of sleep but that's the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

KMKGB said...

I'm a travel-size freak as well.

Things look so better when they are that small.

There is a Turkish brand which produces sooo various packed stuff like that panties. I love buying such small packs :)

You can check it on:

Inanc Karagoz
Istanbul, Turkey

redelf said...

Your dog looks completely humilated!! You're evil! lol...course I should talk, I once put my dogs ears in a ponytail.

Travel size stuff is great...very lillputian. (did I spell that right? yay for college educations!! lol)

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Anonymous said...

So did you wear the panties - or was it just your dog ?? I wonder who folds them !?

Hoku said...

Ewwww! The only smell I can associate with really ripped abs is that stale man sweat smell found in second rate gyms or locker rooms. Just wanna run right out and buy that! NOT!

Aww poor Nunu! But she does model them well ;-)

(OK, OK I confess I used to put sunglasses on my cats and take pics of them...)

Hoku said...

Oh yeah, about the panties... seems to me that if you just had an oops moment, the last thing you wanna have as backup is flimsy panties like that! I don't think they will handle another oops moment! No containment! And, as most people know, oopses usually come in groups of more than one.


maven said...

You are so funny! And you find the greatest things to blog about!

BTW: When you're going on a decent length trip, buying a travel size is never enough...so you buy 2 or 3, and you might as well as have taken the regular size!

And, if you're trying to pack light, disposable panties are wonderful! They actually wash out in the sink and dry really quickly! You can wear them one more time and then toss them!

Happy Memorial Day to our service men and women! Thank you!

Michelle said...

They give you better disposable panties after you give birth to a child. They give you ones that are fish net.

Heather (a.k.a. Bella) said...

LMAO... Poor Nunu.

I had surgery last summer and they gave me some funky disposable panties, too -- but they weren't nearly as fashionable as those.

JFC Official said...

Deary me Jorge! You've just made me laugh so hard. Haha. Classic. x

Honeybell said...

OMG. The lengths you (and your dog) will go to for our entertainment! Did you ever see the "Oops I Crapped My Pants" sketch on SNL?

Anonymous said...

"I want your Bod" haha have you ever seen the comercial? They actually do make full sized Bod in like 4-5 smells but it is located (depending on the store) with the perfume. I bought some for my dad kinda as a gag, but he actually liked it and has to have the "Fresh Blue Musk" on a regular basis LOL

1001 Petals said...


cute dog photos :)

surr said...

that was SO revenge for the lizard eating wasn't it? hmm? lmao

James Hernandez said...


Ok where are you going with this Blog? I'm gettig a little scared when I see a dog in panties. Then again if you remember the Cold War and some of the Russian female track athletes that would have been a definite improvement.

R. Duckie said...

Lol, I wish I could get me a pair of those. I cant believe you actually bought them!

Nallaah said...

The manufacturer should call those panties what they really are, "One Night Stand Panties" for when you're all groggy the next morning and can't find your underpants from the night before.

Not that I've ever done that sort of thing. /innocent

Bethany James Leigh Shady said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! oh man, the things i'm missing out on.

you're awesome.

tomorrow! only 17 more hours!

Dr. B. said...

Now THAT's just silly (and funny).

Colérico said...

Que un perro lleve ropa interior femenina vale, pero que ésta la tengas que mojar para ponértela...las chicas si tienen prisa que se la tienen que poner mojada? Desconcertante xD Saludos desde España!!!

PD: LoL, sorry for my bad english xDDD

chefmom said...

OK, so the names of those bottles are weird, but what did they smell like? What is aweful? ANd I have to say, the opps undies are awesome!! What a cool find! The dog looks adorable in them. I agree with the rest of the commentors, that they look like surgical hats/booties.

Anonymous said...

You are TOO funny! :)

Thanks for making me laugh.


Miss M said...

I love how they aren't only disposable panties but they're MAGIC!

Poor Nunu, you think you've finally found a man you can trust and he posts naughty pics of you all over the net!

Troop Leaders 2645 said...

The panties on your dog are too cool for school!

gonzo said...

you should def. post your dog wearing the panties on faildog.com

Peterka said...

Cool dog :D
Pěkně oblečenej pes :D

Colleen Oakes said...

I love little things too!! Anytime I travel I HAVE to buy travel sized tolietries. There is just something about a mini-tube of toothpaste that makes me squeal in delight.

MrsDesperate said...

You just made me laugh out loud! I love your doggie. She looks really pissed off at being photographed in her paper panties!

Anonymous said...

They're magic panties! Do they do card tricks, or illusions?

Rowie68 said...


"paper panties"

Bwahahaha! Too funny! Just sounds funny... like the other day when one of my dog's whiskers poked me & it hurt and I told him he had a "picky whisker". Just sounds funny! Or I just need stronger medication...

Jodi said...

That is HYSTERICAL! OMG!! That is too funny that you put them on Nunu.

*By the way* just got done watching the finale - I'll sum it up in one word - AWESOME

Plumeria Web Design said...

OMG you made me laugh out loud with that one. I'm at work too so my office-mate looked at me like I'm crazy. He knows I'm crazy though ;)

Great finale last night!

anrki said...

u crazy, love it!

Jyar said...

seriously, this was so funny I almost got fired from my temp job I was laughing so hard. OMFG.

hollesdottir said...

You're totally cracking me up!

Debra said...

You just gave me the best laugh that I think I've had all year!

In case this truth hasn't hit your ears enough yet today, you are totally awesome. :)

Anne said...

INANC; The Russian site is a great comic relief! Especially the 3 piece scarf description. My m's aren't coing through. UGH!

Anne said...

Re travel size; weight is also an issue. 3 different airlines to get to Honolulu. Then another to get to the big island. Each have different poundage and bag allowances. Once we had to pay $50 because one bag weighed 51 pounds. The other weighed 47. They would not give us back the 47 # one to be able to re pack the one pound difference! Buy a travel scale from Brookstone! Pack light do laundry! I am on strike!
Jorge, have you been to Volcano on the big island? And up the Mountain to see the observatories? AWSOME view!!!a gazillion stars at night....

Unknown said...

Hahaha... I was expecting you to model them. I was almost disappointed to see them on the pup instead.

Meredith said...

have to admit, those panties aren't soooo bad. they look fab on your pooch.

lovetobelieve said...

I'm all lazy to read all the comments, so I don't know if someone already said this, but they do sell BodMan products in full size. They also have other fun scents like "Rock Hard", "Tekno" and "Player". If you're wondering why I know this, I work at a fragrance store and we unfortunately sell them.

Vita Vitae said...

I would like to happily inform you that Bod Spray does indeed have a regular size... it's not very big but it does exist. I know. My fiance has some. And by the way... the Really Ripped Abs scent... really freaking stinks!

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