A blog by Jorge Garcia.

Monday, December 3, 2007

The Fart that ruined X-mas

So sad. While running errands we had the idea to go swing by the Christmas tree tent in the Don Quijote parking lot. It's fun we just pull up along side the open flap and inhale the aroma of lovely Christmas conifers.

But someone had to pass gas in the car. (For the record it was not me.)

And no matter how hard I sniffed, or how far I hung my head out the window. I could not even catch a whiff of tree. I just couldn't escape the smell. The smell that ruined Christmas.


IslandLaurel said...

C'mon you can tell us who it was... was it Josh or Daniel? ;) J/K

I love reading your blog btw!

Unknown said...

i hate it when something like this happens.

one year we had something similar happen... only it was the gas from a truck in front of us that ruined it all...

nirese said...

Now I will think of this story every time I pass that Don Quijote. Speaking of trees, if you haven't already gotten one you should check out Helemano Farms in Wahiawa. They have very cool Norfolk pines (not really a "pine") that you can choose on site and they will chop it for you there. Very affordable, PLUS no mainland invasive species included, and the tree stump will regrow! We just got ours yesterday. It definitely gives Christmas an island feel.

jamo said...

well Jorge, you have so much time to pass over this awful episode...and breathe again the xmas atmosphere

any witness that can state you are 'not guilty'?

Please Type Legibly said...

I'm still trying to reconcile the whole Christmas tree smell thing in Hawaii. You'd think since I live in Southern California it wouldn't be such a problem. But it is. Just one of the quirks that makes me, me.

Well, sorry to say, Jorge, but I think this Christmas is a wash for you. Sigh. There's always next year. Just kidding. We're going out this weekend to get our tree, eat cookies, drink hot cider and eggnog and do the Rocky Horror Christmas Story thing. You know, where we all say the words along with the screen: "You'll shoot your eye out!" and the Little Orphan Annie decoder ring. I ask you, does it get any better than that? Post a picture of your tree!

Guzmanear said...

Saludos desde España

Heather (a.k.a. Bella) said...

LOL! It must've been either my step-father or my ex-boyfriend.

marcia said...

Hey, at least you know what offer this guy for X-mas... a cork.
That's the advantage of hanging with us girls... we don't do this kind of thing :)

Capcom said...
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Capcom said...

Don't worry, the Ghost Of Christmas Past will remind them every year that they did that to ya. :o)

Liliana said...

If you came here in neaples (Italy)
u may smell some fresh and x mas air!
1000 kisses

Irishcoda said...

Awwww...maybe try going by again when it's just you in the car, we don't smell our own, right?

Wahhhmbulance said...
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Wahhhmbulance said...

Yo, just found your blog. I read it all in one sitting.

How strange is that?

Keep blogging! I can't wait until the season gets started, along with lots of other people.

Hope Hawaii is teh awesome.

llama80 said...

hey man, whoever smelt it dealt it

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Bananaoracle said...

I passed a fair bit of gas today so i'm assuming it was me.

Unknown said...

Wow, gas that can ruin a Christmas that's still a month away? Gross yes, but very impressive.

llama80 said...

thank you, deneph. finally, someone who appreciates me.

Big Mama said...


For me.

Not you.

Unknown said...

intenta escribir algo en español para los que te leen desde España.


Unknown said...

Vaya Blog....
no te lo curras demasiado, verdad?

Pily said...

Hola Jorge¡¡¡ :D

Escribe no solo para los que te leen en España, también para los que te leemos en México y el resto de Latinoamérica.

Me declaro fan total y absoluta de la serie y de tu personaje¡¡.

Esta semana que estuve enferma en casa, me ví parte de la 3a. temporada.

Saludos y besos desde la Ciudad de México. ;)

Unknown said...

Llama - You're welcome. And to quote Mystery Men, "I won't stand behind you, but I will fight beside you".

Unknown said...

He who smelt it...
delt it man !!

lol, happy x mas

sawyerrules said...

Well, we could talk about something interesting....mmmmm....what about the writer's strike? This is not about Lost, you can write about this.

Is it the strike's end in sigh?

Please,please :)

felipe said...

Hey Im Chilean too...although not half Im full, weird. Anyway, your my favorite character on Lost, rock on loco (dude)!

D S said...

I can honestly say this was my least favorite Rankin Bass Christmas special

pichuneke said...

There is a Don Quijote in Hawaii!

I live in La Mancha. Everything here is Don Quijote. Quijote Arena, Quijote Airport, the future casinos of Reino de Don Quijote...

I believe that in japan everything is Fuji. Fuji mountain, Fuji Film...

I hate Quijote. If I were japanese I would hate Fuji. But I am spanish.

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