A blog by Jorge Garcia.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

"There's a spurt going"

At the aquarium there was a beluga whale that gave birth to a calf. 
However this video mostly focuses on something ELSE that came out of the mother.
We asked the lady what that was and she kind of beat around the bush. I mean we figured it was some kind of toilet item, we just wanted specifics. You know like a number. One or two. 

Or maybe it was swimming so fast it started smoking.

20 comments:

Lyn said...

I'm thinking it's just placenta?
Whale's are mammals so I'm guessing they have it!?!?!
Gross huh, but that's nature for ya!

Lisa-Maladylis said...

lolol that is neat that you got to see the new baby being born. I'm guessing she was smoking, I like that answer the best. I like your new header on your blog. Very ala Lost :-)

Honeybell said...

Bwahahaha! Loving the new header as well!

Boyhowdy said...

Aquafart?

Jodi said...

^^^^ Aquafart!! ROTFLMAO!!!

The McKell Spot said...

More like amniotic fluid and gross "birthing" stuff like that.

1001 Petals said...

Yeah I suspect that must have been the placenta. I wonder why they wouldn't just tell you that.

James Hernandez said...

Jorge,

Hmmmmmm. I don't think the name Beluga does it justice.

Anonymous said...

Thus, the term "hot shit"?

One must chuckle. hee!

Kristen said...

I vote poo. Last time we were at the Monterey Aquarium, we saw pooping penguins and it was the exact same.

(This should be my strangest comment ever lol)

Quitter said...

Maybe it was just womb juice?

Anonymous said...

Maybe they thought that you'd pass out from mad hysteria?


...or vomit on her.

Anne Gould Northgraves said...

Aww, new life! I was once at an agricultural fair in Maine, and saw a cow delivering afterbirth. It was yucky.

The new header is really nice!

lisa said...

Hey Jorge, I'm a huge fan- I have a pet fish at work named Hugo :) While this has nothing to do with your post, I wanted to let you know that I found a pumpkin carving stencil with your face! http://www.pinkraygun.com/2008/09/24/free-pumpkin-carving-template-hurley-from-abcs-lost/
I thought it was pretty cool and I know you like to see the fan created art work out there.

Bethany James Leigh Shady said...

"womb juice"

hahahahahaha!

my "ew" is funny, but your "squirt goin" has me laughing my ass off still.

pumpkin blog, pumpkin blog please!

Petra said...

Oh mylanta! That whale gave birth to a baby smoke monster!

LOL

: ) P

Dolphin Boy said...

Yep it's poo. but also could be some breast milk discharge. Nipples are located on either side of the V-gina!

redelf said...

Gas, it was gas.

Topanga said...

I don't know what it was but I love that you averted the camera to give the whale the privacy such spurts deserve. :-)

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