What you DIDN'T see at the Emmys

My red carpet soft shoe routine.

Still Growing

Aero Garden is doing fine.

Now there is only one guy I'm waiting to sprout.

C'mon parsley. Why can't you be more like your siblings.

I'm sorry is that pushy? Go ahead. In your own time. You'll pop out when you're ready.

Look What Came In My Mail

I got this letter.

Here's the picture.

Wow. I mean I get that he drew Nunu, I talk about Nunu all of the time. But how did he know about my Unicorn and Flaming Sword?

And if he drew this for me, what kind of picture did he draw for the BEST character?

Thanks Jed, it's a sweet tribute.

Went to the Emmys

So I got to go to the Emmys last weekend.

It was fun.

Here I took a picture of myself on the red carpet in the shadow of the giant Emmy statue.

This is what it looked like inside the Governor's Ball.

The colors reminded of the "It's a Small World" ride.

Suddenly I found myself alone with Michael's Emmy.

But just as I made my move Burky appeared out of the darkness.

Also... and I'm not sure how this happened.

But over the course of the evening I lost all three buttons on my jacket.

See here's me at the beginning on the red carpet.

Clearly there are buttons.

And here is me riding back to the hotel and not a single button on the jacket anymore.

Mysterious.

What's been making me laugh lately

all from nataliedee.com

To Clean the Palate

After my last post.

Here's the baby.

Death's Doors

Welcome to Jorge's House of Death.

Sometimes geckos are at the wrong place at the wrong time.

I know this because a few door frames at this house are decorated with their skeletons.

I always found these things more fascinating than gross because their corpses were already very dry and crispy so I knew it must have happened a long time ago, before we even lived here.

Then I found this guy.

Aw man. A freshy. That means it was us.

C'mon geckos!

How many of you have to die before you realize a door is not a place to hang out?

So cleanup is going to require my favorite tool for picking up the gross.

First attempt resulted in removing just his tail.

Sorry dude.

Try again. Easy does it.

I literally had to peel it off.

There we go.

Done.

And then I threw him on the roof.