A blog by Jorge Garcia.

Monday, January 5, 2009

The back one tells me it's a boy, but the front one?

Is this a miniature cow?
No it' my mom's cocker spaniel.
He's blind and deaf which can sometimes lead to moments of entertainment. 
(More on that later)
But he's a little gross to pet because he has some fatty tumor on his chest. 
But what can you do, he's old. Gotta love 'im.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Symphony

So I narrated Peter and the Wolf for the Honolulu Symphony.
It was a lot of fun. 
I had my own parking space.
Not to be confused with this one. 
This is where Andreas Delfs parks. 
He was the conductor. Really nice guy.
I also had a dressing room. 
And when I went to the closet, I found my jacket and pants with an added item. 
Is this something that the stylist wants me to wear. 
How do I wear it? 
My buddy Matt tried to help me out.
Hmm...
I don't think I can pull this off. 

So I went without. 

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Why did I take a picture of this utility truck?

Well it had a particularly interesting bumper sticker.
Now why would the electric company want me to know this?
I feel it might have something to do with that picture between the "your" and "baby." What is that? A bottle of bleach? I don't understand.

I mean I get not abandoning your baby. I just don't get the context. 

oh great

a picture of me holding a burger.

awesome. thanks a lot guys.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Dharma Bear Initiative sent us Bears.

So the first thing I did was put mine to work.
Then he rested on the hammock.
Then I sicked the dog on them .

It's good to be home

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Next year dude. It's going to be awesome!

I flew in from LA yesterday.
In front of me in line at the checkout, was a guy flying to Hilo. And as part of his checked luggage, he had a 5 foot box with a pre-lit artificial Christmas Tree in it. 
I thought, "that's a little late."

I hope he's not going to put that up as soon as he got home. 
Leave it in the box dude. I know you got a good deal and it's really tempting when people haven't taken their trees down yet. But you must be patient.

I get it; it's hard to get things in Hawaii some times.

I myself am checking a box with a garden composter in it. 

And I'm bringing this back. 
With all of the rain we've been having, the mosquitoes are on the attack. 

So now we have a princess bed.

P.S. Beth's giving me a hard time about the "next year" technically December 2009 would be THIS year. Fine you're right, are you happy? It's still a year away.