Of course you do. We've been up all night worried sick since. Well I'm happy to report that it has been found. Ta-dah!
It was totally random. I had a random duffle bag sitting on my dresser for a while. I unzipped it and found it full of random items.
Including two unmatched socks and a single ear plug.
It looks like this might have been the result of a rapid cleanup. (You know, where you put a bunch of clutter that you have no idea what to do with in a bag, box, or suitcase.)
Now it's all safely back in the bag. Except for the shoe of course.
Stay tune for my next blog, "Lost: two socks."