They put me up at Le Parker Meridien. This was a very entertaining hotel.
First off, check out this key.
It's huge! I kept whipping it out to show my friends because I'd never seen a key that big. Is this supposed to make it harder to lose or easier, because it's not like I can fit this into my wallet for safe keeping now.
These are the glasses in the bathroom.
These are also the kind of glasses used for tequila shooters in Cancún. But here you can rinse your toothpaste out with them.
The Laundry form was written like a police report.
"Your clothes are so dirty it's a crime"
And the room service menu has a whole page dedicated to food for your pets.
Which also includes a CD of "mood music" for them.
I liked staying in this hotel. And they serve the best breakfast in New York here.
This has nothing to do with the hotel, but when I got to the hotel I noticed I had a silvery gray mark on my thumb.
Don't know what I rubbed up against to do that. And I was able to wash it off. But I found it to be mysterious. Did I thumb wrestle one of those silver painted robot street performers?