Well this should cover me for about a week.

See, I like to eat a lot of exotic food.

Actually we've been trying to make the last roll last because we got these coupons from the grocery store. So I refused to buy it without the coupons which I had been forgetting over and over again. 

So I finally grabbed all five coupons and bought the required packs of toilet paper for the discount. 

When I was checking out, the cashier only scanned four of the coupons I gave him. I told him that I was pretty sure I gave him five coupons. He didn't believe me. And he had already shoved them into the slot in his drawer, so he couldn't even check without a manager to open the drawer for him. I tried to explain to him that I would not have bought a fifth pack of toilet paper if I didn't have a coupon for it. (No one needs to buy that much. Not at once.)

So he called for the manager to open his drawer. And we waited. Now by this time there were people starting to line up behind me. The cashier apologized to them for the delay, but I knew SOMEONE in that group was thinking that the "guy from Lost was haggling over $1.00."

Which I was. But I knew I was in the right. The manager opened the drawer and there were five coupons in there. I got my dollar. 

Now was it much ado for so little return? Perhaps. 

But I just want to say in my defense: Safeway started this. 

They gave me the coupons to begin with. I was perfectly happy paying full price for my TP until I had their coupons stuck to my fridge. Mocking me. Daring me to pay full price.