A blog by Jorge Garcia.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

OMG: WAL*MART just sent me TAMPONS!!!

Alright, who told?

64 comments:

Natalie said...

i noticed your address wasn't blacked out on your mail. not sure if you have stalkers, but there are some crazy people out there. maybe not as crazy as walmart sending you tampons though. that is pretty funny!

Ali said...

when i was 16 i got a men's schick razor in the mail with an attached "Happy birthday!" letter, from the schick company!! it was strange

Erika Jean said...

yea dude blur the addy!

Zack V. said...

well that's odd... one time i got the movie "what about bob" mailed to me in a mysterious, blank, padded envelope... don't know why, but it was a good movie!

Norm said...

My brother is a cop, a few years ago he was at the shooting range and realized that he had forgotten his ear plugs. He looked through the car and found his wife's tampons in the glove box. It turns out that they make great ear plugs!

Elizabeth - Elizabeth-Michelle.com said...

I received mine in the mail yesterday!

Julie said...

Oh man, I love free stuff in the mail!

Ann Marie said...
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surr said...

LMAO! walmart FTW... only not. >.>

Tammy said...

Maybe they think you need to get in touch with your feminine side?

Melanie said...

Nice! Maybe the same people as the TP coupons?

And to others above me: it's his Grass Skirt Productions addy.

lo said...

aah please black your address out!!

it's totally readable please be careful, i'm panicking on your behalf over here.

argloria said...
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Alissa Heffner said...

Hey Jorge,
This is Alissa and I just got your "gift" today. Thank you sooo much! I love it! It really means a lot. Also I made my very first blog about you today. (I just made a blog.) Thanks for being such a great guy. Its nice to know that your not stuffy or mean or anything. Thanks again!
-Alissa<3

Unknown said...

DUDE! You should have given it to "Current Resident." =D

christhekiller said...

LOL. Relax guys its the same address as the one on the front page of the blog not his home address. =D

Paul Spooner said...

Maybe they are looking for a celebrity endorsement...could be a nice little earner

Aloha Jon said...

Jorge! I got mine too. Mine were Kotex Heavy for those rainy days it told me. Idk why!

A. Boyd Campbell, II said...

Walmart tampons go great with lima beans.

Anonymous said...

Hah my husband gets those sent to him too! Quite amusing! I've been thinking about writing you a letter! I think I will soon!

xoxo,
Sam

Evonne said...

Tampons, but no Midol? Freaking Wal-Mart.

Clare said...

There are 101 things you can do with tampons... my favorite: take one and pull it apart a bit so it resembles a white fluffy mouse, make sure the tail is extended, draw 2 little eyes on it, and leave it for your unsuspecting partner to find.... I recommend putting it in the bed so when they pull back the covers - u get a right good laugh!

Hoku said...

I have horses and believe it or not we use kotex as bandages and tampons as ear plugs for them. They are awesome!

Kat said...

Oh my.

Unknown said...

oh wow...

Jennifer said...

That's hilarious! I haven't gotten tampons in the mail in awhile, but at least I have somewhere to put them when I do! ;)

Anonymous said...

Aloha Jorge,
take it as a nice act!
They obviously sent you a first aid kit for potential nose-bleeding!

Happy Easter!

Nicole said...

I was going to say they are great for nosebleeds, but it looks like sawyer840 beat me to it!

Too funny!

By the way, this is the first time I'm posting on your blog, and I have to say I really enjoy it! And your show, too, of course!

MFonvielle said...

Sigh, WalMart never sends me anything nice.

Das Mutter said...

Good luck with your new adventure! LOL

ValMo said...

hahahahahaha

Sounds like you were framed.

Christy said...

I got some formula in the mail this week and I'm infertile! Thanks a lot, Similac! Way to rub it in.

I hope WalMart doesn't make you feel bad about yourself because you don't menstruate.

These companies just have no shame!

:)

Jenn said...

Lucky! Wal-Mart never sends me anything :(

Shannon said...

HA HA HA HA HA...that's great!

Heather said...

Wow, um...wow. Those darned mailing lists can never get it right LOL

Stacy Disarrayed said...

yea, you might want to blur out your address dude.
That's hilarious though!!

Christie said...

Hilarious! (send em' my way, eh?)

Unknown said...

At least they were name brand...not DHARMA ones!!

Please Type Legibly said...

I really need to quit reading this blog while drinking coffee in the morning. Every time I think it's safe, you get me again. I'm gonna go clean up now.... ;o)

abbreviated said...

That is funny =D
I love reading your blog.

I use to get men's razors and shampoo to help my hair grow back from balding.

Mommycosm said...

LOL!

OK, are you on a wrong marketing list or is someone trying to tell you that you've been PMSing lately?!

[I've literally handed my husband a tampon before when he was grouchy for no reason.]

Capmaster said...

I agree with Natalie.

Dude, blur out your address. Otherwise you might get some whack job showing up at your front door at 3am ....WEARING a bunch of tampons! Remember Rebecca Schaeffer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Schaeffer

LostFan said...

The address is to Grass Skirts Productions. It's not to Jorge's house.

lulah said...

did you get my mail by mistake?

hahaha.

i got those too and don't know how or why.

Tasha Who? said...

"Fit to be Tried"

I am both tickled and disturbed by that.

Ralph- said...

perfect for Nosebleeds!

wharfrat said...

Did the have the Dharma brand on them?

Kelly Deneen Raymond said...

bwahaha! Your title in my blogroll made me LOL even before I visited your blog. TOO funny! :)

gdahimself said...

Mailing lists, curious things.
I've a friend who moved into house some time ago, he occasionaly gets promotional mail and catalogs for the owners preceded the perious owners, who moved in 1957.

I wonder how many people who have passed are still on mailing lists?

Malea said...

You can include them on your onset first aid kit, they make excellent blockers for nose bleeds.

redelf said...

Why do i never get anything useful from walmart?

Christina Bauer said...

OMG, that's hilarious!!! I sure hope you don't have a crazy stalker on your hands!

Anonymous said...

Wonder if one of your LOST castmates has a sense of humor? It does arbitrarily happen though. My mother got condoms from Walmart once, which is really interesting since she's been a widow for 7 years!

Angie said...

Funny!! I wonder who actually has the time to request Walmart samples for you?

Have a great weekend!! :)

Paula said...

May you have a happy period. :)

Jodi said...

Maybe you should do return to sender and circle your first name and write -- that you are not anatomically correct for them. LOL!

Either that or keep them & bring them to work & let them use it for the nosebleeds that all the time travel causes.

Momof4 said...

What a waste of money and space in a landfill, tampons. You should totally be using a Diva Cup instead.

www.divacup.com

Essential Amy said...

I hear they work really well when plugging up a hole in a rowboat. At least that's what the commercial told me.

kastrato said...

Maybe its a "pregnant" girl "Hurley"
who need no more her tampons.She is sensitive man!dont hurt her feelings sigh her a postcard.

vvb32 reads said...

ha! love it. and i love your blog as i've been reading along and posting for the first time. and another and i heard you on autism speaks and was so happy you participated in it! you rock!

masonexcell said...

LMAO!

Hey it's better then getting a random text message from some stranger letting me know that they have 8-Ball's (the drug; yeah I probably should have contacted the authorities)

JorgitoCaraPito said...

OMG!

Lori said...

I actually received a boys pull up today from Wal-mart. I am wondering what I should do with it?

gdahimself said...

I surprised that you haven't deleted several of the above with are not only self serving sales promotion, but also also few cause my virus scan to prompt warnings