Dear Fans,

You know I appreciate you.

And I couldn't possibly expect you to have seen everything I've been in. In fact some things I'd rather you not see.

But if you're going to lie about it, know what you are talking about.

"I was very impressed with you in all those films: Fanboys, Deck the halls..."

-Yeah I wasn't in Fanboys. I was scheduled to do it, but with the rain we had during the shooting of Season two of Lost, I couldn't get out of production to go shoot it.

"I also think you are great in Lost, Becker, and Seymour's Last Rule, just to name a few."

-So close. But you had to add Seymour's Last Rule, a movie that although I have attached myself to it, has yet to go into production. 

You don't have to convince me that you're a fan. The fact that you wrote me is enough. I'll send everyone an autograph, from the people who send me long letters to the guy who writes, "please send me a picture" on a torn half sheet of paper. (No joke.)