Then I saw Jamie Oliver use it to add flavor to brussel sprouts so I bought some out of curiosity. What was it? What part of the pig does it come from? Well I discovered immediately that it was a hunk of pork belly. Pork belly is something I recognize because I hear it all of the time when they talk about stock trading. I always guessed it was a figure of speech used by traders. You know like bull markets.
And pork bellies.
And I knew it was Anthony Bourdain's favorite part of a pig... to eat. It might be yours too because this is apparently where Americans get their bacon. I find this a little bit shocking because the whole reason I know that salt pork comes from the pig's belly is because mine had a NIPPLE ON IT!
Now I don't know if you ever got an egg with blood in it. Or saw a claw in a chicken wing. Let me tell you this is a HUNDRED TIMES WORSE.
We found it both disgusting and hilarious at the same time. So naturally, we took pictures with it.
By the way I can't agree with Bourdain.
I much prefer snout.
Just kidding. Enjoy your BLTs.
hooray for bacon flavored nipples!
ReplyDeletekkkkkk...very cool!
ReplyDeletehm....
-JoséLucasCástro - Brazil
Makes me glad I keep kosher. Ew. BTW Jorge, you've seen salt pork mentioned somewhere else if you've seen Lord of the Rings, and I know you have: It was even in your pal Dom's scene -- where Merry and Pippin enjoy their victory feast after the destruction of Isengard, Pippin remarks, "The salt pork is particularly good." to which Gimli replies, "Salt pork?" Mmmm...
ReplyDeleteOkay, I am offically adding pig belly to the list of things I could have lived my whole life without knowing about.
ReplyDeleteOMG!~ Jorge
ReplyDeleteReading your blog is something I do regularly, and I think this might be the first time I've literally Laughed Out Loud!!! You two are a riot!
btw, this comes from a St. Louisan (we BBQ these things called "pork steaks"... they come from the butt)
Hm I have eaten raw bacon when I was little and didnt even have teeth at the time :) Chew on that :P
ReplyDeleteBut I'm curious where did you see Jamie use it for brussels sprouts? Nothing can make them more tasty ew...
oh my GOD!
ReplyDeleteonce i worked at a japanese restaurant, and because i was the only white person there, they were constantly trying to make me eat foods that would horrify me... they didn't succeed until they fed me a soup that was full of whole tuna eyeballs. imagine a soup that's staring at you-- maybe it'd make a good appetizer next time you eat pork nipple?
This post is awesome. I'm a firm believer in that if you eat meat, you should accept the fact you're eating a dead animal. And such fabulous illustrations!
ReplyDeleteThat is... disturbing. And yet... not enough to put me off of bacon. ;D No force in this world, I tells ya...
ReplyDeleteeeeewwww.
ReplyDeleteLove your blog, but this is...
eeewwww! LOL
Hi From Seattle!
That is one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen!!
ReplyDeleteJorge,
ReplyDeleteIf you want to discover something really gross, try walking into a pig barn. I did when helping my father and lets just say I had my eyes opened. But then again, Chicharones are awesome - my grandmother made them. Just don't "pig out" - sorry for the poor pun dude!
oh lordy. i read this WHILE eating a BLT.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, bon appetit :D
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one that really wanted that nipple to be pierced?!
ReplyDeleteGnat.
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Ewww....so gross!
ReplyDeleteOMG it was bad enough seeing the pig nipple, but the look on your face in the next photo sent me out of my chair to grab a tissue! Yes I was laughing so hard I had tears pouring down my face! My stomach sore now....
ReplyDeleteKeep it up! I love your blog!
Dude, I just spit out bacon bits all over my work computer. You got me while I was eating a heavely dressed salad.
ReplyDeleteDeep fried pork nipple is a delicacy over here. Deep fry them in some peanut oil, and when they come out, sprinkle them with a mix of salt and smoked paprika. Mmm mmmmm. Delish.
ReplyDeletetotally joking btw
I agree with Magic & Goofy- eeewww!
ReplyDelete'hooray for bacon flavored nipples!'
ReplyDeleteBethany Leigh Shady has me laughing too hard to say anything.
This entry made me laugh. I don't like my food to have nipples.
ReplyDeleteOH HAHAHAHAHAHA! That nipple shot is GREAT!
ReplyDeleteMy friend just pointed out your blog today, and I'm so excited! You rock Jorge!
I blogged about you :)
www.juliesjournal.com
ok, i just threw up in my mouth
ReplyDeletep.s jorge, take a "peek" <-- (nipple reference, eww) at ma blog
tnx
ejjejee
ReplyDeleteOh these pictures are hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have never heard of such a "treat" LOL
O....M....G. I can't remember being more horrified in recent times. Except when Anthony Bourdain ate raw seal flesh on the floor of some family's house, blood all over the place like some massacre had just occurred.
ReplyDeleteBut... oh, my... there was a nipple attached. This may beat out bloody, raw seal carcass.
This is why I don't eat meat. ;)
Seriously... so gross.
EEEWWWW...totally gross and soooo funny!
ReplyDeletePork flavoured titties? Wow.
ReplyDeleteI prefer my pork belly nipple free, thanks!
ReplyDeleteNasty, but Andrew Zimmern has eaten worse! Nothing like watching him eat whole guinea pigs when you have 2 for pets :-(
LMAO! OMG!!
ReplyDeleteJorge,
ReplyDeleteI usually don't comment, but felt this post was worthy of such an event.
You're now in an elite club--how many people can say they've had a pig's nipple in their mouth???
On second thought, how many people would want to say that....
Thanks for the hilarious post. I need to go check my salt pork for nipples now...
I am DYING over here!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA *barfs*
i can just see someone's granny googling "pork, Jamie Oliver, recipe" and ending up looking at your pig nipples! Hilarious AND disturbing...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteGood!!!!
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ReplyDeleteI guess you and Rosie O'Donnell's lesbian partner have something in common. You've both had a bit of pig nipple in your mouthes.
ReplyDeleteI think that you should rename this blog, "Hurley's Believe It Or Not!" :o)
ReplyDeleteReason #347 why I am going vegetarian. LMAO.
ReplyDeleteI had a nightmare last night involving you biting that pig nipple, like in your picture.
ReplyDeleteNo lie.
It was really scary and don't ever do it again. ):
I always thought salted pork was like beef jerky. Now I know better.
ReplyDeleteBellies don't have nipples. Chests have nipples. So this is proof-positive that pigs have chests.
ReplyDeleteWow! I was comment #42. That's my favorite number in the world!! (And one of the Lost numbers.)
ReplyDeletePork nipple. That was one of the most foul pictures I've ever seen! Fully justifies my decision to go Veggie a couple of months back! WAS kinda funny though!
ReplyDeletefourth photo is very...erotic!
ReplyDelete°_°''
I come to México for work all the time ("come" because I'm writing from taco country) and once they offered me something cald chincharrón. It looked like stirofoam and tasted like bacon flavored chips, so I ate a bunch. Until I found out that they are actually made of fried pork belly. GROSS!
ReplyDelete(forgive my mispellings, I'm Brazilian and both my English and my Spanish kinf od suck...)
Oh that was just great! I have tears, Jorge! Ah- you're a bourdain fan as well? I must point out, that I don't think his idea of pork belly is salt pork! Salt pork is good for flavoring greens- like collards!
ReplyDeletepork belly and pork shoulder (also called "Boston butt" or just "pork butt") are my favorite pig cuts. delicious and very flavorful if you cook them right.
ReplyDeleteif you're ever in Manhattan's East Village, check out Momofuku Noodle Bar on First Ave. Chef David Chang and his crew do wonders with pork. This recipe is pretty easy to try at home:
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Pork-Belly-Buns-240258
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