Taller Ghost Walt

Or is it...

Got Stinks?

Well somebody here does. Not going to name names but they're not in this picture.

What? You can't see this picture? 

That's because it was taken in a "cloud." 

My only line of defense? 

It's something I picked up in elementary school. 

Sensitive question

Um... 

Not quite sure how to phrase this...

I don't want to offend anybody...

But is it racist of me to think this dog toy is racist? 

Damn.

I totally was going to post this as a spoiler. It's from set. Specifically it's from the Orchid. I wanted it to look like we were in cages. But I posted it too late. Oh well.Here's some more. 

Sssssssssssoooooooooo c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-coooold!!!!

Man this elevator's NEVER coming!

C'mon Disney, The Cows Too?!!

Dear Amanda Ruppe,

You wrote me a letter in 2005. 

It kinda fell through the cracks and ended up in a drawer.

I just found it again and want to answer it now.

But you forgot to put any return address on the envelope or in the letter.

So in case you're reading this. Write again. 

Use this address instead:

Jorge Garcia

Grass Skirt Productions

510 18th Ave

Honolulu, HI 96816

And I hope Snowy isn't still annoying you when he gets hungry. 

Jorge

Travel Size

I dig shopping in the travel size section. I like how everything looks the same only smaller. Like this Scope. But I think it's also exciting because it reminds you that you will be taking a trip very soon. 

Today I was browsing the travel size section looking for empty bottles to fill myself. But while I was there I found a few things.

This bottle had a weird shape and when I picked it up it got even better.

Black. Is that what the scent is called? Where are they going with this? There were red bottles in the bin as well so I picked it up thinking it would make it more clear. 

Supposedly this is what "Really Ripped Abs" smell like. 

So now I had to go to the deodorant section to see the real thing. How many "flavors" does this stuff come in? What does the full size look like? And I discovered that it was all a fraud. There was no regular size. With Bod Man it's travel size or nothing. 

But the greatest find were these.

First off they're called "Oops!"

And there are two in the pack. I took this picture holding it in my hand so you could see how compact the packaging is. AND THESE ARE TWO! Packed so tightly I almost felt I should soak it in water until they grew full size. But that would defeat Oops!'s whole purpose wouldn't it.

They actually unfold pretty easily once you find your "in."

But I guess the real question is what do they look like on...