I've finally harvested my first cucumbers. 
They came out a little small but...
(Insert suggestive cucumber humor here.)
"C'est ce qu'elle a dit."
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
I've finally harvested my first cucumbers.
52 comments:
If you pickled it, there would be a lot more suggestive jokes I could make.(!)
Jorge,
Didn't anyone ever tell you? It's not the number of your cucumber. It's the crudity of your crudite.
Wow. Sorry man. That was lame.
"C'est ce qu'elle a dit" if you allow me to correct you ;)
A big hello from France!
Good things come in small packages!
Those still look delicious. Perfect salad size. Also the small ones good for making cucumber and cheese sandwiches. My favorite! So yummy. :)
LOOOOOOOL!!!
They look delicious!!!
Hey man, I see you finally put your address on here... do you need some more paper for your disgusting bin?!?!?!?
Just kidding...... :D
I'll write to you... you're great!
Small!!
But you know what they say~
It is not the size of the prize!
Congrat's on your harvest!!!!
Great cuke! You guys are too funny!
Its not the size, its how it tastes.
It's how you toss the salad!
*drops mic and walks out sideways*
Rest assured that the size of your cucumber, in no way shape or form, effects my opinion on the status of your manliness. It's a perfectly lovely cucumber.
Of course, if you had quit playing with it and left it on the vine longer it might have gotten bigger...
Hi Jorge,
My name is Antonio, i'm from Itly and for a week since march,7 to march,13 i'm in honolulu for tha SAC ACM 2009 conference.
I'm a software engeneer and i'm employed as researcher in the Sant'Anna school of advanced study, in Pisa, Italy (do you know the sprain tower in Pisa? it is very famous)
So, i know that probably you are not interested to this, sure, but for me is the (i think) only possibility to visit the set of Lost, even for 5 minutes.
And is a fortune for me that the conference is at Honolulu.
I can visit the set of Lost or it is impossible?
Thanks in advance.
If you want you can send me the reply to antonioromano@interfree.it
Antonio
Jorge,
Cucumber? Looks more like a pickle!
I love growing my own food, except instead of chemical enhancement, i get an extra side of bugs.
I read back on one of your blogs that you enjoy drawings of yourself. Well, I;m working on a project for my friend's birthday drawing a lot of the cast of LOST...so if you would like one let me know and I'll mail it. :)
I grew white cucumbers in my vegie patch and they got bigger than that. You have to water them quite alot, because they are mostly water... was it yummy?
Those look like the ones I grew this past summer (I live in upstate NY so my garden is like an 8 day event). They were so knobby and pinchy. Worthless. I'll grow more zucchini instead.
Time to play 'find the cucumber on Jorge'!!!
Size doesn't matter! :o) You could make a pickle!
I'm actually quite impressed. I can't harvest anything. LOL!
virgin no more? lots of dimples on that bad boy.hey they say a little prick never hurts.;) never had a lady turn that down. god makes things for women that don't need batterys,lol. a lttle lettuce and vin,salt and pepper or some creamy ranch on it. yum! enjoy. lol this was fun :)
It might have been bigger if you'd treated it better, Jorge....c'est qu'elle a dit...
ROFL
Jorge, Im so freakn mad that the Cardinals Lost!!!.. well atleast we proved that our team is no longer a joke!!!.. go AZ!!! anyways, the 3D glasses were a joke, i could barely tell that the commercial was in 3D... maybe next time i should put on the glasses! ~John. Mesa, AZ
Jorge, Im so freakn mad that the Cardinals Lost!!!.. well atleast we proved that our team is no longer a joke!!!.. go AZ!!! anyways, the 3D glasses were a joke, i could barely tell that the commercial was in 3D... maybe next time i should put on the glasses! ~John. Mesa, AZ
Jorge, Im so freakn mad that the Cardinals Lost!!!.. well atleast we proved that our team is no longer a joke!!!.. go AZ!!! anyways, the 3D glasses were a joke, i could barely tell that the commercial was in 3D... maybe next time i should put on the glasses! ~John. Mesa, AZ
It's a fabulous cuke, well done! We always had a little garden when we were kids. The carrots always fooled us because the tops would get so big and the carrot was teeny. We'd pull them out, then plug them back in the ground to grow more. Legal limit was 2 inches. Best darned carrots I ever had.
At least are they tasty? I picture them in a greek salad...now here is the recipe
"tomatoes, (your) cucumbers, olive oil, olives, oregano, salt, feta cheece. you cut the vegetables in small pieces, add salt, oregano, olive oil (if you want olives) and you put large pieces of greek feta cheese on top. Add some freshly baked bread and..."
Bonne appetite!!
Man, you can grow some mean ass looking cukes! Congrats on your harvest!
Jorge!!!!
Stopping by for my daily look at the blog..... just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed your interview with the ODI last week! You're such a good sport to give so much of your time to us fans! REALLY enjoyed your scenes from "The Lie".... great job!
Keep up the good work! LOVE the blog! :)
C'mon, guys... Size DOES matter.
There IS a such thing as too big...
When I was a kid on Long Island and my parents had an area of the back yard dedicated to tomatoes and cucumbers and the "cukes" always looked like that. Actually last time I was at Canter's the pickles were that size..Now I am wondering if there are different types of cucumbers that grow to ripeness at different sizes...
Tonight's episode needed more Hurley!
What matters is not the size, dear.
What matters is how you use it. ;)
Ok i know this is way off the topic but...... You are my favorite character in lost. Any ways the cucumber looks great. Ok I still can't get over that you have a blog that i can visit.-your fan piklz
I definitely giggled at this.
Better then I could do.
My cukes always curl on me. I think it's a pollination problem, but I feel weird about going out with a feather duster and pollinating them myself. Besides, that's what they pay the bees for, right? So I suppose it's not a pollination problem, it's a lazy bee problem.
It doesn't matter how small it is, it's the taste that matters...and there is just nothing like the taste of fresh cucumber! I love to slice mine in a glass of water. The water tastes yummy and the cukes never lose their crunchiness, so you can eat them when your done drinking!
Becky
http://thevioletfig.com
"C'est ce qu'elle a dit!" **snort!** I tell you, that joke never gets old...
Fawesome. So stoked I found my way to your blog!
Maybe it´s a Baby cucumber?
Had to Google it. :-)
Otherwise I was going to say, I don't speak French. Where's Shannon? She can translate it.
that's what she said
Wow, you garden and use coupons!! Great blog! Stumbled upon it from Refund Cents. Thanks for being such a down to earth guy. :)
Loved your French comment! So perfect =)
http://2009tennis.blogspot.com/
http://www.free-blog-site.com/tennis
http://o3.indiatimes.com/racquet/
http://cid-8c8a918b06ff68fd.spaces.live.com/?lc=2052
http://2009tennis.cocolog-nifty.com/
http://2009tennis.blog.drecom.jp/
http://2009tennis.blog.shinobi.jp/
http://pshirts.blog126.fc2.com/
http://nikepuma.blog.shinobi.jp/
http://hardy55.blog126.fc2.com/
http://cid-f80137f6d1a8020b.spaces.live.com/?lc=2052
http://www2.atword.jp/sdgdyhd/
http://kurumaro.com/hardy/
http://lalia11.blog.co.uk/
http://hardyclothes.jugem.jp/
http://www.actiblog.com/sfawagfra/
http://ameblo.jp/kaowy/
http://sale.edublogs.org/
http://www2.atword.jp/jak/
http://09handbags.blog126.fc2.com/
http://sun15.cocolog-nifty.com/
http://ameblo.jp/ailsa15/
http://junior2tennis.blog.shinobi.jp/
http://www4.atword.jp/p13/
http://www.actiblog.com/bags/
http://www.hatena.ne.jp/Daisy79/
https://kurumaro.com/store
http://shop-handbags.jugem.jp/
http://www.free-blog-site.com/pshirt
http://o3.indiatimes.com/bpure/
http://daylann.edublogs.org/
http://kfactor.easyjournal.com/
http://head-racket.blogharbor.com/
http://www.actiblog.com/bp/
http://summer-glasses.blogharbor.com/blog
http://salebag.easyjournal.com/
http://llada.edublogs.org/
http://fashine.edublogs.org/
http://www.free-blog-site.com/jake
http://andjiman.edublogs.org/
http://bp6.blog.drecom.jp/
http://edcc.blog.shinobi.jp/
http://www4.atword.jp/plshirts/
Womens Handbags is one of most popular designer bags brand all over the world. The following line is available in different nice looking and charming colors, also in favorable price. These knock off designer handbags are designed to cater for fashion and elegant ladies. I very much like the cheap purses, but it is very cheap handbags. Made of high-grade leather, light weight. Wholesale Handbags are the words the overall appearance of the color brown.
ralph lauren polo
burberry polo shirt
the north face jacket
columbia jacket
spyder jacket
Fantastic!God bless you!Meanwhile,you can visit my China Wholesale,we have the highest quality but the lowest price fashion products wholesale from China.Here are the most popular China Wholesale productsfor all of you.You can visit http://chinaclothes.net.Also the polo clothing is a great choice for you.
http://gilletterazor.blog.drecom.jp
http://www.getablog.net/ColumbiaJackets
http://crystal888.edublogs.org
http://blog.qlep.com/blog.php/gillette
http://chinaclothes.net
Awesome!!!Best wishes for you !!cheap polo shirts is the father of the summer should be prepared to most commonly used item, it has both style and shape of Ralph Lauren Polo, and vest with a random function polo ralph lauren, so that in the short-sleeved apply to both on many occasions, the pink and black color men's polo shirts brought into effect, lightweight cotton, linen texture to demonstrate masculine temperament and sense of fashion exhaustively.
http://www.pumafr.com/blog
http://poloshirtsonline.blogspot.com
http://thediary.org/mensclothing
http://blog.livedoor.jp/dokoma
http://www.itimes.com/my_blog.php
Puma sport
polo shirts
polo shirts
gillette razor blades
original polo clothing
real life
chaussures puma zone
chaussures puma online
polo shirts lj's blog
mensclothingus
ugg boots'camp
http://edhardywomens.edublogs.org/
http://www.teenblog.org/headmicrogel
http://princeo3tour.blog.drecom.jp
http://ameblo.jp/cheaplacostepolos
http://poloralphlauren.blog.shinobi.jp
http://blog.goo.ne.jp/evreythingwell
http://www.getablog.net/edhardymens
http://blog.oricon.co.jp/sportsrackets/
In spite of the fact that many critics comment on ed hardy clothing as nothing but tattoo pattrens, being full of unnecessary and useless things, ed hardy clothes is widely acknowledged that ed hardy shirts draws the most attention of both common young people as well as many Hollywood welcomed stars for its punk rock styles. In fact, in today’s world, many ed hardy t-shirtsdesigns are more or less the same with each othre, and ed hardy mens and ed hardy womens , absolutely, brings a totally new shock in the fashion world for its design being out of ordinary ed hardy sunglasses.
Post a Comment