"If you want to find out if you do indeed have them, get someone to gently touch around your anal area with Scotch tape while you are sleeping. The worms will stick to the tape and you'll be able to see them."
I was going to laugh. But unfortunately I made the mistake once of forgetting to flush my toilet, out of consideration of my neighbors at 2 a.m, when leaving for a conference in Canada. Suffice to say that without any circulating air for more than a week, and the Florida heat, I will never laugh at a poop joke again.
Hm I once had an interesting (well to some it would merit as interesting) conversation with a friend who is a doctor... We were in a cinema, the 3 of us and got a huge bucket of pop corn... and as they both went to the toilet beforehand I shouted after them to wash their hands, because well if we are all going to eat from the same bucket of pop corn... :) He told me very hoity toity that it is not as bad if you dont wash your hands when you pee (it is all amino acids or something along those lines) while if you dont wash your hands when you poop is much more problematic because of the bacteria... amino acids or no amino acids, I made him go and wash his hands again... the cheek of him :)
Wow! I laughed so hard! I want to see that scenario where someone will poke my sunny hole with scotch tape to remove worms... REALLY NOW! Thanks for the link! I already sent it to all my friends :)
I have some experience in the vomiting of poop question from that site. Thankfully it's not personal experience but it is noteworthy for those of you who have dogs you adore. Our old dog once got into the neighbour's compost and ate the pointy end off an old corn cob. Three days later she was extremely unwell and vomiting poop. Now, most of us know how foul regular vomit is, especially when it's soaking into your living room carpet. Only a rare few of us know the horror of vomited poop straight from the depths of your beloved dog's bowels. Poor baby!! The corn cob had become lodge in her small intestine causing a complete blockage. She had emergency surgery to remove a section of her bowel and the vet said she wouldn't have survived the night. It was the most expensive corn cob on the planet. The whole thing cost us $2200 but the doggy survived so that's all that matters.
The moral of the story. Corn in the poop that comes out your butt is a good thing. Corn in the poop that comes out your mouth is not. Don't give your dog corn cobs.
Thanks for that! There aren't many places to learn such gems of wisdom as, "few people earn their living directly via flatulance" -- very good to know.
poop is pretty funny. except when it's one of nunu's turds on something other than her pad (note: see previous blog where "poop on my beatles blanket" was referenced).
This was so good that I emailed the link to some of the people at radio stations that I consult...it made morning show material at one and the manager of another is emailing the link to friends of his at other stations...it was hysterical and the observations were totally on point. I needed a good laugh-thanks!
hi jorge! how are u? i'm victoria from argentina and i'm 18 years old. your blog it's great and you seem to be a great person. i love your character on lost. well see you. kisses
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That's it? What got ya crying? Fill us in! LOL
Sometimes I laugh so hard I pee in my pants!
That was hysterical. Thanks for the URL
"If you want to find out if you do indeed have them, get someone to gently touch around your anal area with Scotch tape while you are sleeping. The worms will stick to the tape and you'll be able to see them."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thanks man! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
I'm going back for seconds right now...
Okay, that link was not there when I first posted. Thanks!
Seems you really like bodily functions, Jorge! That site was actually very educational.
Jorge,
I was going to laugh. But unfortunately I made the mistake once of forgetting to flush my toilet, out of consideration of my neighbors at 2 a.m, when leaving for a conference in Canada. Suffice to say that without any circulating air for more than a week, and the Florida heat, I will never laugh at a poop joke again.
So now we all understand why your dog was so comfortable on the blanket she pooped on! ;)
I liked the poop sayings!
Hm I once had an interesting (well to some it would merit as interesting) conversation with a friend who is a doctor...
We were in a cinema, the 3 of us and got a huge bucket of pop corn... and as they both went to the toilet beforehand I shouted after them to wash their hands, because well if we are all going to eat from the same bucket of pop corn... :)
He told me very hoity toity that it is not as bad if you dont wash your hands when you pee (it is all amino acids or something along those lines) while if you dont wash your hands when you poop is much more problematic because of the bacteria... amino acids or no amino acids, I made him go and wash his hands again... the cheek of him :)
It was the food coloring in the blue Gatorade!! Whew!! Now I know everything!! :)
It's almost like reaching the end of the internet :)
Okay..you just made both my sons day cause you know as a good mom I had to show them. lol Boys NEVER grow up!!!
Have you ever read the Everyone Poops book?? I read that to all my kids...and I can now quote it. Its very sad.
well...my sister is a potencial nurse, and well she was talking about the poop some day after the university... :S
jajaja
Jorge!thats information gonna sound cool in a song :D
from chile (hot dogs and beans)
Giro
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop = hella funny!!!
thanks for the link, it was a good distraction from a boring day at the office!!
Wow! I laughed so hard! I want to see that scenario where someone will poke my sunny hole with scotch tape to remove worms... REALLY NOW! Thanks for the link! I already sent it to all my friends :)
Your dog is like "Pancho, el perro de la Primitiva"!
I have some experience in the vomiting of poop question from that site. Thankfully it's not personal experience but it is noteworthy for those of you who have dogs you adore. Our old dog once got into the neighbour's compost and ate the pointy end off an old corn cob. Three days later she was extremely unwell and vomiting poop. Now, most of us know how foul regular vomit is, especially when it's soaking into your living room carpet. Only a rare few of us know the horror of vomited poop straight from the depths of your beloved dog's bowels. Poor baby!! The corn cob had become lodge in her small intestine causing a complete blockage. She had emergency surgery to remove a section of her bowel and the vet said she wouldn't have survived the night. It was the most expensive corn cob on the planet. The whole thing cost us $2200 but the doggy survived so that's all that matters.
The moral of the story. Corn in the poop that comes out your butt is a good thing. Corn in the poop that comes out your mouth is not. Don't give your dog corn cobs.
Fuh-huh-ny!
wow jorge. thanks. i just got this message while trying to access that site at work...
Site Blocked, Reason: The category of Extreme, Pornography has been blocked by your System Administrator
ouch now my IT people are going to think i was trying to look at porn. i better not get reported for this...hahaha
All of us probably need to grow up cause that was just funny. How do you find these sites? lol
Oh, I was looking at the preview for the episode coming up tomorrow.
I hate to see Hugo cry~~~you do a great job of that!! Anytime I see him cry it makes me feel like I wanna "kiss it and make it better" kind of thing.
See? I DO have some nurturing skills~~~I must, my son is a teen and he is still alive so there. :-)
http://feistyafterfifty.blogspot.com/
silly
I just sent this to my mom who has major work poop issues... LOL. She's gonna die when she reads this.
It's something we all do, yet few of us are discussing it. Thank goodness there's a poop site.
wacvet.blogspot.com
LOL
I enjoyed the fart page even more (link at the top of poop page)!
Flatulence is funny! Guess that's weird coming from a girl, huh? lol
Thanks for that! There aren't many places to learn such gems of wisdom as, "few people earn their living directly via flatulance" -- very good to know.
Jorge!! I watched episode seven last night and you were sooo right.
Hugo cleans up nice!!
Besitos!!
Hey Jorge, the last episode was really cool, you don't have anymore the curse because the baby is not falling from your arms! :p
French Kiss.
Jorge: You looked really great in a suit in "Ji Yeon"!
Some of that was actually educational...not always in a good way --- who in the world takes pictures of their poop?!?
On 2nd thought -- I don't want that question answered.
But I have another term for poop to add to that list: One of my cousins calls them Rumpy Dumps.
He made that one up about 15 years ago and we still laugh at it and use it.
poop is pretty funny. except when it's one of nunu's turds on something other than her pad (note: see previous blog where "poop on my beatles blanket" was referenced).
LOL!!!XDDDDDDD Que grande!!!
jorge tu personaje en lost en muy bueno y por lo que he leido pareces muy buena persona
-juan david-
I hope i never see a yellow one!
Nice url
I'm still laughing
This was so good that I emailed the link to some of the people at radio stations that I consult...it made morning show material at one and the manager of another is emailing the link to friends of his at other stations...it was hysterical and the observations were totally on point. I needed a good laugh-thanks!
If laughter is good for the immune system, then YOU are good for our immune systems, Jorge!
Laughed so hard I could hardly breath. Things like that help you take life's more grotesque moments with a little clinical humor. :o)
hola jorge!
eres español??
Interesante el blog!!
Un saludo
hi jorge! how are u? i'm victoria from argentina and i'm 18 years old. your blog it's great and you seem to be a great person. i love your character on lost.
well see you.
kisses
Ditto....I about died laughing
I couldn't stop laughing while reading this at work. OMG, my coworkers must think I'm nuts.
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